Today I was allowed to make a long walk with my folks when sun was shining warmly. I was not permitted to play or hunt like Ciara in the park due to my paw accident. Soon I got frustrated with continuous prohibition of running, so I found out something more comfortable: I decorated my coat with natural aroma, which is called "shit" in people tongue. My folks said that I smelled awful and tried to avoid my company. When I asked the second opinion from other dogs, they adored my new natural perfume.
After home arrival I got convicted to a bath. And to make the situation worse, I got Expot (flea and tick control product) treatment. For my opinion: now I smell really bad! 
